- It's more fun to arrive at a conclusion than to justify it.
- Success is how high you bounce when you hit rock bottom.
- If you wear reflective sunglasses, you have no right to get angry when people look you square in the eye and then start fixing their hair.
- We are born with our eyes closed and our mouths open, and we spend our whole lives trying to reverse that part of nature.
- The squeaky wheel may get the most oil, but it's also the first to be replaced.
- Integrity is doing the right thing, even if nobody is watching.
- An election is a bet on the future, not a popularity test of the past.
- He who hides his generosity is doubly generous.
- Seen in newspaper " Anti-nudity law to get closer look"
- From a newspaper " Bakery workers want a raise, dough not the only issue"
- One never realizes how much and how little he knows, until he starts talking.
- Justice is what we get when the decision is our favour.
- Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbour's noisy party than being there.
- The best safety device yet invented is a rearview mirror with a police car in it.
- Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
- If you can't be kind, at least be vague.
They do make sense, don't they? Hmm....
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